So, you didn't come through with the hat, and now after doubling in price, it's sold out. Maybe you didn't get my message in time. Or maybe since everybody's asking for things right now, it being Christmas and all, you're swamped trying to fill requests. It's okay. Really. I understand.
But you can make it up to me. I found something else, and honestly, now that I've seen it, I'm not at all sure I can live without this. It would give new meaning to my walks on Bright Street. Please give it some thought. I think a gift like this might change the course of my entire life. And you know I'm a little off-track right now. Please get back to me with your answer, ASAP.
Love,
Geo
P.S. No big rush—I don't need it for Christmas. But really, wouldn't this be just the thing to wear on New Year's Eve?
17 comments:
Ho.Ly. Shizzzzz!!
Oh, the propositions you will get in THAT!
Come on Universe!!!!
I'm very sorry about the hat.
But that coat...
Does it come with a pimp hat, too? You know, with a feather?
Happy Winter Solstice! It's only gonna get brighter from here...love ya!
Sorry about the hat (I still have to show you the picture of my grandmother where her HAIR looked like that hat).
That coat is rocking! You SOOOOOO need to get that. Then I can decorate you and dance around you every Christmas!
Did you see the hat and scarf as well? How can the universe refuse?
Come on, sing with me, girls:
Oh, give me lights, lotsa lights on a furry coat I love,
Don't plug me in.
Let me brighten the night with a batt'ry in my glove,
Don't plug me in.
Let me just be myself in the evenin' streets,
And listen to the murmur of the folks I meets,
Point at me forever but I ask you please,
Don't plug me in.
imagine the effect if it became a trend...a parade of lights on dark wintry nights!
I'm singin' with ya Geo, I'm singin'!!
What B. said!!
Instead of the hat, maybe you need one of
these.
GRITTY. It certainly would have come in handy during the power outage two nights ago.
AM'N. Hope you brought your nose flute for a solo.
EW. Maybe you'd like to try it on . . . ?
WENDY. That's exactly WHY I need the hat!
I think I'm going to go for the furry light-up bra myself.
AMY. I always knew you had it in you.
Will someone knit me one of those house frau hats? I really really want one a' those.
B. You know what they say: "Be careful what you ask for. You might just get it."
That coat would have defintely come in handy during my college days.
Oh, Geo, that coat is YOU. I can think of nobody in the world who would look as stupendous in that as you.
Your name in lights? Pshaw. YOU in lights!
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