08 November 2009

Sunday funnies, Mormon-style

Q. What do you get when you multiply one Sunday dinner at Tribal Headquarters by too much sugar, then add one grinning uncle with a silly idea?

A. The church hymnal, collaboratively revamped. And lots of giggling children.

Come on, everybody! Sing with us!

(You'll never get through this awful list. Unless you're related. Or OCD. Sorry.)

  • Awake and Arise in the Bathtub
  • Come, Rejoice in the Bathtub
  • What Was Witnessed in the Heavens in the Bathtub?
  • An Angel from on High in the Bathtub
  • What Glorious Scenes Mine Eyes Behold in the Bathtub
  • Awake, Ye Saints of God, Awake in the Bathtub!
  • We Ever Pray for Thee in the Bathtub
  • God Bless Our Prophet Dear in the Bathtub
  • Now We'll Sing with One Accord in the Bathtub
  • Praise to the Man in the Bathtub
  • A Poor Wayfaring Man of Grief in the Bathtub
  • O God, Our Help in Ages Past in the Bathtub
  • The Happy Day at Last Has Come in the Bathtub
  • The Wintry Day, Descending to Its Close in the Bathtub
  • Let Zion in Her Beauty Rise in the Bathtub
  • Glorious Things of Thee Are Spoken in the Bathtub
  • Let Earth's Inhabitants Rejoice in the Bathtub
  • All Creatures of Our God and King in the Bathtub
  • On This Day of Joy and Gladness in the Bathtub
  • For All the Saints in the Bathtub
  • Great God, Attend While Zion Sings in the Bathtub
  • Dearest Children, God Is Near You in the Bathtub
  • I Need Thee Every Hour in the Bathtub
  • Master, the Tempest Is Raging in the Bathtub
  • The Lord My Pasture Will Prepare in the Bathtub
  • Come, Ye Disconsolate in the Bathtub
  • Ye Simple Souls Who Stray in the Bathtub
  • Lean on My Ample Arm in the Bathtub
  • I'm a Pilgrim, I'm a Stranger in the Bathtub
  • Though Deepening Trials in the Bathtub
  • Be Still, My Soul in the Bathtub
  • Does the Journey Seem Long in the Bathtub?
  • Where Can I Turn for Peace in the Bathtub?
  • Be Thou Humble in the Bathtub
  • Did You Think to Pray in the Bathtub?
  • Secret Prayer in the Bathtub
  • Prayer Is the Soul's Sincere Desire in the Bathtub
  • Sweet Is the Work in the Bathtub
  • Sabbath Day in the Bathtub
  • As the Dew from Heaven Distilling in the Bathtub
  • God Be with You Till We Meet Again in the Bathtub
  • Father, This Hour Has Been One of Joy in the Bathtub
  • Now the Day Is Over in the Bathtub
  • The Lord Be with Us in the Bathtub
  • Abide with Me in the Bathtub
  • I Stand All Amazed in the Bathtub
  • While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks in the Bathtub
  • Ring Out, Wild Bells in the Bathtub
  • We Are Sowing in the Bathtub
  • Come, Let Us Anew in the Bathtub
  • Because I Have Been Given Much in the Bathtub
  • Have I Done Any Good in the Bathtub?
  • I Have Work Enough to Do in the Bathtub
  • Improve the Shining Moments in the Bathtub
  • There Is Sunshine in My Soul Today in the Bathtub
  • Scatter Sunshine in the Bathtub
  • Father, Cheer Our Souls Tonight in the Bathtub
  • Let Us Oft Speak Kind Words in the Bathtub
  • Nay, Speak No Ill in the Bathtub
  • Should You Feel Inclined to Censure in the Bathtub
  • Behold Thy Sons and Daughters, Lord, in the Bathtub
  • Know This, That Every Soul Is Free in the Bathtub
  • Count Your Blessings in the Bathtub
  • Behold! A Royal Army in the Bathtub
  • Carry On in the Bathtub
  • Rejoice! A Glorious Sound Is Heard in the Bathtub
  • The Time Is Far Spent in the Bathtub
  • Come, All Whose Souls Are Lighted in the Bathtub
  • Truth Reflects upon Our Senses in the Bathtub
  • The Iron Rod in the Bathtub
  • Men Are That They Might Have Joy in the Bathtub
  • Welcome, Welcome, Sabbath Morning in the Bathtub
  • O My Father in the Bathtub
  • From Homes of Saints Glad Songs Arise in the Bathtub
  • Home Can Be a Heaven on Earth in the Bathtub
  • I Am a Child of God in the Bathtub
  • I Know My Father Lives in the Bathtub
  • School Thy Feelings in the Bathtub
  • O Home Beloved in the Bathtub

5 comments:

anna said...

oh so funny! i can picture the scene unfolding; in the bathtub!

Elizabeth-W said...

Next time I think you should add in the Primary Songbook.
You'll get old time favorites like:
Popcorn Popping in the Bathtub
Little Purple Pansies in the Bathtub
and
I Hope They Call Me on a Mission in the Bathtub.

Wish I could have been included :)

Heidi said...

Lily's response: What the heck?

It made me laugh almost as much as the list. :)

moiety said...

Anna and Heidi and Joh, this was the happiest family episode in a long time. We wish you could have been there.

Jamie said...

Lily CLEARLY needs some time back at headquarters! As do I! My faves: I stand all amazed in the bathtub. I know my father lives in the bathtub. Rob is crazy in the bathtub