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I'm serious. Santa, here's the deal. You leave one of these honeys in my stocking and I'll take back every slanderous word I've ever said about you. I'm giving you a three months' head start so you can find out where to buy one or get the plans and have your elves do the job.
Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go? Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go? Oh, up on the housetop, click click click! Down through the chimney with good St. Nick!
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Did you ever watch American Inventor? I am reminded of the guy that brought on the "Therapy Buddy". It was this big blue stuffed bald headed guy that would wrap its arms around you and whisper "...everything is going to be alright." It was quite creepy actually.
Brilliant, but I say this. If you need to do a primal scream don't stifle it...
Just do it!
b.: Actually, Therapy Buddy sounds an awful lot like Santa, only in a different-colored suit. Yikes! (Sorry, Santa, but you know the deal. Until you come through with the goods I will continue to be openly Santaphobic.)
c.w.: How right you are. Care to join me?
Love to!
wow, wierd! cool! i wonder what it would be like to listen to them later.
Just so you know, I have released many a primal scream in my day. I'm darn good at it. If you need any coaching or someone to show you how easy it is to sidestep social constraints, I can help.
That way, you won't have to wait for Santa or the thingy-thing-thing that makes way too much work out of something that is truly quite simple.
"...then I could with you Merry Chrithmath!"
Bec o' my heart: Santa may not bring me one of these (we're not on the best of terms), so a demonstration is not exactly pending, but if you're interested, I think that Melody is going to be teaching Primal Scream 101 for us in the near future. C.W. and I are the first enrollees. It's a free(ing) class, so maybe it would be worth your drive down from Logan?
Melody: You don't mind that I'm advertising, do you?
Where in the heck did you find this thing?
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