Neither do I.
This is a blog post. I am blogging. Maybe I'll blog here a while longer, or maybe soon I'll give you directions to a new home for some of my words.
Meanwhile, three things:
- Armed with a bulb syringe you CAN win battles against bubbling baby snots.
- Something about dividing your meal with an unexpected guest feels a little sacred.
- How did it get to be 1:00 in the morning? No wonder I'm tired.
Tomorrow my baby girl turns six months old. DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TELLING YOU? I AM A MOTHER, PEOPLE.