Just ducky

Due to the overwhelming response to last Thursday's caption contest, I have decided to name TWO winners: Sister Pottymouth and Angela, both comediennes extraordinaire . . . not to mention the only two captioneers brave enough to take on the duck humor challenge. You will each receive a beautiful new PVC shooter, a bag of miniature marshmallows, and printed instructions to guide you through the steps of successful and humane duck-thumping. Winners, please email me your addresses and I will get these out to you in plenty of time for Thanksgiving Day fun with your families. Contact me at the email listed at the top left of this page. Thanks for playing, congratulations to you both, and happy thumping!