I couldn't decide which of these you'd like better, so I'm posting all three. Rock on! (I hope this helps you forget your Calcutta blues for a while.)
What's that? You can't take anymore? Well, at least I didn't subject you to the guy dressed like Jimi Hendrix playing the National Anthem with a tire pump and a wah-wah pedal.
(I promise, no more manualist after this for at least a week. Really. I can quit anytime!)